The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Majid (Guest) on January 2, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 31, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Jabir (Guest) on December 15, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Maulid (Guest) on October 17, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Sultan (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mohamed (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 19, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Rashid (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
James Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rubea (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Jafari (Guest) on August 27, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Hawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Saidi (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Chum (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 22, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Nasra (Guest) on June 21, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mzee (Guest) on June 10, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Issa (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻