The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Majid (Guest) on January 2, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 31, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Jabir (Guest) on December 15, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Maulid (Guest) on October 17, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Sultan (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 19, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Rashid (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
James Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Rubea (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on August 27, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Saidi (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Chum (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 21, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mzee (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Issa (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป