The king kept his army in his sleeve! π€π
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2017
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Majid (Guest) on January 2, 2017
π This just made my day!
Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 31, 2016
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Jabir (Guest) on December 15, 2016
π Iβm dying!
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Maulid (Guest) on October 17, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Sultan (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Mohamed (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 19, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Rashid (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
James Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Rubea (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Jafari (Guest) on August 27, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Hawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Saidi (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Chum (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2016
π Iβm dying over here!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Nasra (Guest) on June 21, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Mzee (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Issa (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»