Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Maida (Guest) on January 3, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Majid (Guest) on January 2, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 31, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jabir (Guest) on December 15, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Maulid (Guest) on October 17, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sultan (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mohamed (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 19, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rashid (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

James Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rubea (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jafari (Guest) on August 27, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Hawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Saidi (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Chum (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 21, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nasra (Guest) on June 21, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mzee (Guest) on June 10, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanais (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 25, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Issa (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻