In the "snow" bank! โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The โ๏ธ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 26, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on February 6, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 25, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 14, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mchawi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 8, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Rahim (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Amir (Guest) on November 30, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Leila (Guest) on November 30, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on November 8, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Maneno (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 3, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 28, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Abubakar (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 2, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Maimuna (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 6, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Hamida (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Maimuna (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on July 12, 2016
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Faiza (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 10, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 6, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 30, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ