Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Fadhili (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 18, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on February 7, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Neema (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
James Malima (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
James Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 24, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Masika (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on July 30, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kazija (Guest) on July 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Zakaria (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 12, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Nchi (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Amina (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค