Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 19, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Jamal (Guest) on January 4, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Amina (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on December 22, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 27, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mjaka (Guest) on October 24, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Warda (Guest) on October 10, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 5, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 29, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kassim (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Tambwe (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

James Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 9, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Zainab (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jabir (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mohamed (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 28, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kahina (Guest) on July 10, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Josephine (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Saidi (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zulekha (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 27, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Josephine (Guest) on May 16, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 30, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nassar (Guest) on April 28, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Zakia (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 9, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Abubakari (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Zuhura (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Maulid (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃