Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Mjaka (Guest) on February 1, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Athumani (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 2, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mchawi (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Issa (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Kiza (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 16, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 15, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 10, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Khalifa (Guest) on September 9, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Bakari (Guest) on September 1, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 27, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Zuhura (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Kahina (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Shukuru (Guest) on July 18, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Shani (Guest) on July 12, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Amina (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 8, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Yahya (Guest) on May 30, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Habiba (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

George Tenga (Guest) on May 7, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺