Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Mchuma (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Furaha (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

George Tenga (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on March 31, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Zubeida (Guest) on March 26, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Binti (Guest) on March 22, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 16, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Makame (Guest) on March 15, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Tabu (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sharifa (Guest) on February 16, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 23, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Zuhura (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Hashim (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 27, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 21, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 6, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 2, 2016

😁 This is gold!

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 2, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Leila (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Kazija (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 14, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mgeni (Guest) on October 9, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 5, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Hekima (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 27, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Shabani (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 15, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Juma (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Fikiri (Guest) on June 21, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Juma (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Hekima (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Athumani (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 23, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆