Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 31, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Saidi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Farida (Guest) on December 21, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mustafa (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 11, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Salima (Guest) on September 24, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 15, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 8, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Salma (Guest) on September 1, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Farida (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 23, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mhina (Guest) on July 30, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Khatib (Guest) on May 23, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 18, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Sultan (Guest) on May 7, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 30, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sofia (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Aziza (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️