Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 31, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Saidi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Farida (Guest) on December 21, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mustafa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Zuhura (Guest) on November 16, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 11, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Salima (Guest) on September 24, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 15, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 8, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Salma (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Wande (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Farida (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 23, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Mhina (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Khatib (Guest) on May 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 18, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Sultan (Guest) on May 7, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 30, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sofia (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Aziza (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️