Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mwanais (Guest) on January 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Leila (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
James Kimani (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 9, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
John Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
John Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Shabani (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Leila (Guest) on October 28, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 7, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Tambwe (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 25, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 9, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Kassim (Guest) on July 28, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
John Lissu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Hashim (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Khalifa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Salum (Guest) on June 2, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 19, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 12, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Hassan (Guest) on April 23, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Muslima (Guest) on April 13, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nahida (Guest) on April 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 2, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️