The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Maulid (Guest) on March 4, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Baridi (Guest) on February 18, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Zulekha (Guest) on February 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Rahma (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Maida (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 16, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mariam (Guest) on November 9, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 21, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 30, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 13, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Nassor (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 9, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nuru (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Hamida (Guest) on August 1, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Nchi (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Amani (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Amina (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Majid (Guest) on April 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Bahati (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤