Mariam (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

James Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Sumaya (Guest) on January 17, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 16, 2016

😁 This is gold!

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Masika (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sofia (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Sarafina (Guest) on November 30, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Jamila (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mazrui (Guest) on October 28, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zawadi (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kazija (Guest) on October 5, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Salma (Guest) on October 4, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

John Malisa (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ali (Guest) on September 26, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Kiza (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 7, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Hawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Shamsa (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Daudi (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 23, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Aziza (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Kassim (Guest) on July 20, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 4, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rukia (Guest) on June 24, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️