The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Mariam (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
James Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Sumaya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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😁 This is gold!
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I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 22, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Fadhili (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Masika (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Sofia (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Sarafina (Guest) on November 30, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Jamila (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mazrui (Guest) on October 28, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Zawadi (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Zulekha (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Kazija (Guest) on October 5, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Salma (Guest) on October 4, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
John Malisa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Ali (Guest) on September 26, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Kiza (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 7, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Hawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Shamsa (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 26, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Daudi (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 23, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Aziza (Guest) on August 18, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Kassim (Guest) on July 20, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 4, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Rukia (Guest) on June 24, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️