Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! π§ π‘ Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ππ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 2, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mjaka (Guest) on March 1, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 7, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 7, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 6, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 21, 2015
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Sarafina (Guest) on January 16, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Binti (Guest) on January 9, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°