A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Kassim (Guest) on October 20, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
James Mduma (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 10, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Warda (Guest) on September 3, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Aziza (Guest) on August 20, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Nyota (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Mohamed (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Bahati (Guest) on August 17, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 16, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Biashara (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Abdillah (Guest) on August 6, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 1, 2023
😂 So funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 29, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Amir (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Salma (Guest) on May 26, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Maida (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Ahmed (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
George Tenga (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 17, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 13, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
Amir (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Maulid (Guest) on March 1, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 22, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Zakia (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Mzee (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 11, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 1, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 29, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 19, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Halima (Guest) on January 18, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 17, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Maulid (Guest) on January 13, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Kazija (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Shamim (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 3, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️