A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... Ο! π₯§
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is Ο (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since Ο sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? π€©
David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Ali (Guest) on July 3, 2023
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Juma (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 30, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 27, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Halimah (Guest) on May 5, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Khalifa (Guest) on April 20, 2023
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 13, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 26, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Jamal (Guest) on March 2, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 1, 2023
π Saving this one!
Amina (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 26, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
John Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Sekela (Guest) on December 26, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Nchi (Guest) on December 23, 2022
π Iβm dying!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 14, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Warda (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 26, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Rahma (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 13, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Zuhura (Guest) on September 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ