Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!
Explanation: ๐ฅ๐ท In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. ๐ฝ๐ฅ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Bakari (Guest) on January 14, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 13, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 31, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Kassim (Guest) on November 27, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Kassim (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on November 19, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 3, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on September 26, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
James Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
Sumaya (Guest) on September 21, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 15, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 6, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 27, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Habiba (Guest) on July 6, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Abdullah (Guest) on June 16, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 27, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Yusuf (Guest) on April 27, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Kazija (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Umi (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 13, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Nassor (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 24, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Maulid (Guest) on March 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 22, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 21, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Bakari (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 4, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 27, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Chum (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 14, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐