What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rubea (Guest) on December 2, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Sultan (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 3, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 15, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 12, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rahim (Guest) on October 12, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Selemani (Guest) on October 8, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Kassim (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Aziza (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Amani (Guest) on September 10, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nyota (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Khadija (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 11, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Asha (Guest) on July 22, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jaffar (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 18, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 16, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nyota (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 30, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 28, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 9, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

David Chacha (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Zubeida (Guest) on March 1, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Jafari (Guest) on February 22, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️