Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️♀️🍞
A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
James Malima (Guest) on October 1, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 22, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Umi (Guest) on September 10, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Hamida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
😄 You got me good!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 19, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Ahmed (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on August 2, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Muslima (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Shamsa (Guest) on July 23, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Hawa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 24, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 3, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 1, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 16, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Zulekha (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Omari (Guest) on March 20, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Nahida (Guest) on January 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mhina (Guest) on January 11, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Yahya (Guest) on December 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
John Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Mustafa (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Ndoto (Guest) on October 29, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 5, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Kiza (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Chiku (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 25, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖