Short Answer: π The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ππΌ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2022
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022
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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 8, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2022
π You totally won the internet today!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 11, 2022
π This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2022
π That punchline!
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Khadija (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Arifa (Guest) on July 21, 2022
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Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 19, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 11, 2022
π This is a keeper!
Asha (Guest) on May 3, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Nashon (Guest) on May 2, 2022
π Gotta save this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Nassar (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Amani (Guest) on March 30, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
David Chacha (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Rukia (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mustafa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Mchawi (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 13, 2022
π Mood instantly lifted!
Nasra (Guest) on January 23, 2022
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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Issack (Guest) on January 6, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Hawa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§