Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
George Tenga (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 8, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 11, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2022
😆 That punchline!
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Khadija (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Arifa (Guest) on July 21, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 19, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 11, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
Asha (Guest) on May 3, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nashon (Guest) on May 2, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Nassar (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Amani (Guest) on March 30, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
David Chacha (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Rukia (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mustafa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mchawi (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 13, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Nasra (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Issack (Guest) on January 6, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Hawa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊