Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 27, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Zawadi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 18, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Faiza (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 28, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Muslima (Guest) on June 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2021
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on March 14, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Warda (Guest) on February 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Farida (Guest) on January 17, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mohamed (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 6, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Neema (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Warda (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Hawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Hashim (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on October 11, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 11, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Safiya (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Halima (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐