Answer: Shamp-boo! π§ββοΈπββοΈ
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! π»πββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on August 14, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Rukia (Guest) on August 7, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 4, 2021
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 22, 2021
π You got me!
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
James Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2021
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Kiza (Guest) on July 2, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 20, 2021
π Can't stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 17, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Asha (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 3, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 28, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 28, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Baraka (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 17, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2021
π What a joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Amani (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 14, 2021
π Perfect joke!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Khalifa (Guest) on March 22, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 9, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Hekima (Guest) on February 15, 2021
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2021
π Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 26, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on January 20, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Husna (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 1, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 1, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Mariam (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 13, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 20, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Issack (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨