Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 29, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 29, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2020
๐ Too good!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
James Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Chum (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Chum (Guest) on June 2, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 31, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Rukia (Guest) on April 25, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Nassor (Guest) on April 4, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Amani (Guest) on March 25, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Amina (Guest) on March 14, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 13, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Husna (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 14, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Masika (Guest) on December 30, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Rabia (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ