Why was the computer cold?

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 1, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Khamis (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 22, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Biashara (Guest) on September 4, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Makame (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 1, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

George Tenga (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 22, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Maulid (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 15, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Wande (Guest) on May 14, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Yahya (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zuhura (Guest) on April 26, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on April 11, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 25, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Zawadi (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 14, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kahina (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 27, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 23, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ndoto (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Kahina (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Husna (Guest) on December 5, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rashid (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Faiza (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔