John Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on November 19, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Furaha (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 28, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Kazija (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 2, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Abdullah (Guest) on August 2, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Leila (Guest) on July 22, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

John Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Salima (Guest) on June 21, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 6, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mhina (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Juma (Guest) on April 30, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 21, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Saidi (Guest) on April 14, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 13, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Kheri (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Amani (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 26, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 8, 2020

😄 Too good!

Mustafa (Guest) on January 7, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 24, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Bahati (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 18, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nassar (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓