What do witches order at hotels?

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 28, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 21, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rahma (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2019

😂 So funny!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kahina (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 27, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 27, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mwanais (Guest) on September 24, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Safiya (Guest) on September 1, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Amir (Guest) on August 24, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Shukuru (Guest) on August 22, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Baridi (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mzee (Guest) on August 2, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Muslima (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 21, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 4, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 30, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 24, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Asha (Guest) on May 18, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 21, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

David Chacha (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 13, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on April 7, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mgeni (Guest) on April 7, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Habiba (Guest) on April 7, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Yusra (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Amani (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Salma (Guest) on March 17, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwanais (Guest) on March 5, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mazrui (Guest) on February 24, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 13, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Jamal (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Abubakari (Guest) on February 8, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Abubakari (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Asha (Guest) on December 24, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 19, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mjaka (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️