What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Safiya (Guest) on December 6, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Amani (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nassor (Guest) on November 28, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 27, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Juma (Guest) on November 27, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Zuhura (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Salum (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Halimah (Guest) on November 7, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Asha (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hassan (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Khamis (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Masika (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Furaha (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 21, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Amani (Guest) on September 20, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on September 19, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 16, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rahma (Guest) on September 15, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Bakari (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Kassim (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Salum (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 20, 2019

😂 So funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Halima (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

John Kamande (Guest) on July 6, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mgeni (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kheri (Guest) on June 28, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

David Chacha (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 13, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mashaka (Guest) on May 13, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 4, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏