Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πͺπ
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Abubakar (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Furaha (Guest) on May 24, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2020
π Iβm still cracking up!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Warda (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Masika (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2020
π I canβt stop laughing!
Arifa (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Abdillah (Guest) on April 3, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 19, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Rashid (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on February 19, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2020
π This is pure brilliance!
Rahim (Guest) on January 28, 2020
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Majid (Guest) on January 14, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 4, 2020
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Abdullah (Guest) on December 23, 2019
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Khadija (Guest) on December 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 3, 2019
π Canβt wait to share this!
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 16, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mzee (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Amir (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Husna (Guest) on October 19, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 28, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Zuhura (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
George Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2019
This joke deserves an award! π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 5, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Zuhura (Guest) on July 22, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
John Malisa (Guest) on July 21, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Sultan (Guest) on June 19, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 12, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 22, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Omari (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ