Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! 🍎😄"
Explanation: The apple tree, being a tree with a sense of humor, playfully asks the farmer to leave it alone, as it wants to enjoy a day filled with producing delicious fruits. The use of the pun "leaf me alone" adds a comedic twist, as it sounds similar to the phrase "leave me alone." The emoji of an apple and a laughing face further emphasizes the lighthearted and cheerful tone.
Ali (Guest) on February 16, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Aziza (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Shabani (Guest) on January 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 10, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Kiza (Guest) on December 19, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 11, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 8, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 8, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Majid (Guest) on November 22, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Leila (Guest) on October 20, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mwanais (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 9, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Hamida (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Shukuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Khadija (Guest) on July 5, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Sharifa (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Fikiri (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Asha (Guest) on June 2, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Shamim (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Kahina (Guest) on May 12, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mgeni (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Aziza (Guest) on March 31, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 11, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Kazija (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 6, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Sharifa (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Abdillah (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 14, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖