What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! 🐦❤️
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Hamida (Guest) on October 19, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
John Lissu (Guest) on October 14, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nuru (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 22, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Yusuf (Guest) on August 4, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
John Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 2, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Farida (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 8, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Nyota (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Rahim (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 31, 2019
😄 Too good!
Rahim (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Zulekha (Guest) on May 5, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Makame (Guest) on May 3, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 24, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Husna (Guest) on April 23, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 18, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 18, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 4, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Furaha (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Rabia (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Zulekha (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
John Lissu (Guest) on February 18, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Abubakar (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 31, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 28, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Yusra (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 20, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Tabu (Guest) on January 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Wande (Guest) on December 8, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Yahya (Guest) on November 24, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 21, 2018
😄 You got me!