What lights up a stadium?

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mjaka (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Jabir (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 29, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Furaha (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 24, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 21, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 28, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 25, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 7, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 28, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Fatuma (Guest) on August 17, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 1, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

George Tenga (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 24, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Aziza (Guest) on April 23, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on April 12, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 11, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Chum (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Husna (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 29, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mariam (Guest) on February 27, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 21, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Kiza (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴