Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
John Lissu (Guest) on October 16, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 15, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
James Mduma (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 9, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Hawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Baridi (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hekima (Guest) on September 3, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Abdillah (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 12, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Zakia (Guest) on August 6, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Makame (Guest) on July 21, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Nasra (Guest) on July 13, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 3, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 19, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Sekela (Guest) on June 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Salum (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Sekela (Guest) on May 12, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 5, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 21, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Masika (Guest) on March 16, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Rubea (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 12, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Muslima (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Zulekha (Guest) on February 5, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Tambwe (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 25, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸