Short Answer: π€ Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! π΄π’
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!π’π΄π
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Nassar (Guest) on December 29, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Umi (Guest) on December 18, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 15, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Arifa (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Maimuna (Guest) on December 11, 2018
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 30, 2018
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Tabu (Guest) on November 30, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Rehema (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Hawa (Guest) on November 15, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on November 1, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Shukuru (Guest) on October 24, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 10, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 10, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Wande (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zakia (Guest) on September 21, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Umi (Guest) on September 21, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Abubakar (Guest) on September 18, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 18, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Nyota (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 10, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Neema (Guest) on July 18, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 18, 2018
π I needed that laugh!
Neema (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Halima (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 10, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 28, 2018
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Josephine (Guest) on May 19, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Maulid (Guest) on May 19, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Makame (Guest) on April 26, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 25, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 25, 2018
π This just made my day!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2018
π€£ Sending this now!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Sekela (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Rubea (Guest) on February 12, 2018
π This is gold!