Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? π΅οΈββοΈπ
A: The Cereal Killer! π₯£πͺ
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! π½π₯£π
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π This just made my day!
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π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 26, 2017
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Ahmed (Guest) on June 19, 2017
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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 18, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mjaka (Guest) on June 13, 2017
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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2017
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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 3, 2017
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David Chacha (Guest) on May 28, 2017
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Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
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Josephine (Guest) on April 29, 2017
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Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2017
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Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017
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Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 10, 2017
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Mchuma (Guest) on April 9, 2017
π I needed that laugh!
Shamsa (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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π This joke just made my day!
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Frank Macha (Guest) on March 24, 2017
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Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2017
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 13, 2017
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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