Short answer: A Shampoodle! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! ๐ฟ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Khalifa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Zubeida (Guest) on November 1, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Selemani (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 12, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Tambwe (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2017
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Chum (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 1, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Neema (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Rashid (Guest) on August 9, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 3, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Safiya (Guest) on July 27, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 16, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Omar (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Faiza (Guest) on May 24, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Halima (Guest) on May 18, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Mohamed (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 30, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ