A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" ๐ป๐ฅง
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Kheri (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 24, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 29, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Omar (Guest) on September 6, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Fadhili (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Rehema (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Rukia (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Faiza (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Umi (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Yahya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Rahma (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Kazija (Guest) on May 17, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Sekela (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on March 19, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mwanais (Guest) on February 16, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 28, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Shamsa (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 20, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Omar (Guest) on November 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ