A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. 🕸️😄
Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Amir (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Daudi (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 7, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 5, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Kiza (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Sarafina (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 13, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Kazija (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 3, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Rubea (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Zulekha (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Salum (Guest) on September 21, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Maimuna (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Issa (Guest) on September 16, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 3, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Sarafina (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 2, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Habiba (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Ali (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Hassan (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Asha (Guest) on July 7, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Ahmed (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Wande (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Aziza (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Rukia (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Amir (Guest) on May 13, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 10, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Masika (Guest) on May 4, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Amani (Guest) on April 4, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Halimah (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆