Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Issa (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 26, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Amani (Guest) on December 13, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Nchi (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2017
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 19, 2017
๐ Too good!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 29, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Nashon (Guest) on September 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Nchi (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on July 20, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 4, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 22, 2017
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Zakia (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Yahya (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Masika (Guest) on June 2, 2017
๐ So funny!
Wande (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 23, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Farida (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ