Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Issa (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 26, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Amani (Guest) on December 13, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Sofia (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Nchi (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 19, 2017
😄 Too good!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 12, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 29, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Nashon (Guest) on September 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Nchi (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Zuhura (Guest) on July 20, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 20, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Zakaria (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Abubakari (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
James Mduma (Guest) on July 4, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Mjaka (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 22, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Furaha (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Zakia (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Yahya (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Masika (Guest) on June 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
Wande (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 23, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Farida (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Abdillah (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Mjaka (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼