Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Masika (Guest) on February 6, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Rahim (Guest) on February 2, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 17, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on October 26, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Ahmed (Guest) on September 28, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Selemani (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Sofia (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Amani (Guest) on August 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 12, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Chiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Selemani (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Furaha (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 27, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwanais (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Hassan (Guest) on March 22, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐