Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Farida (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 27, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 24, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Halimah (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mchuma (Guest) on November 15, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 28, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Saidi (Guest) on October 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 18, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Maida (Guest) on September 14, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rashid (Guest) on September 8, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Khamis (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Ali (Guest) on August 29, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Tabu (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 6, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Fikiri (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mzee (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 26, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
John Kamande (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mchuma (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 29, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Jaffar (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mariam (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Shamsa (Guest) on March 15, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂