What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Arifa (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Josephine (Guest) on December 22, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 9, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shani (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mzee (Guest) on October 15, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 15, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Amina (Guest) on October 9, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nassar (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Rukia (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Yusra (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mariam (Guest) on September 2, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 27, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Khadija (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sofia (Guest) on July 28, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Daudi (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Salum (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 13, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Salma (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 2, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 13, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 7, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mjaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 12, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 25, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 24, 2016

😄 You got me!

Issa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Latifa (Guest) on March 22, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 19, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸