Hassan (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 5, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 20, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 27, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zainab (Guest) on December 26, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Tabu (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Jamal (Guest) on November 19, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 7, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Athumani (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Kiza (Guest) on September 30, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Fikiri (Guest) on September 29, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hekima (Guest) on September 11, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Daudi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 27, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mzee (Guest) on August 15, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 1, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Khatib (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 27, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Fikiri (Guest) on July 18, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 11, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Leila (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Zawadi (Guest) on July 7, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Juma (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rukia (Guest) on July 3, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Selemani (Guest) on July 1, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Baraka (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Husna (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Rubea (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 6, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Halima (Guest) on April 27, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Wande (Guest) on April 14, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mashaka (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Zainab (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏