Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 15, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Masika (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Sekela (Guest) on December 9, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rahma (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Abdillah (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mohamed (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Athumani (Guest) on November 7, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sofia (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 3, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rubea (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zainab (Guest) on October 25, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 24, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Daudi (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 4, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mgeni (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mzee (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nassar (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Khatib (Guest) on July 11, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 1, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 30, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Khalifa (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Hashim (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mgeni (Guest) on June 14, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Sekela (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Muslima (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 13, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Abubakar (Guest) on May 8, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Khamis (Guest) on May 8, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Abdillah (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on April 4, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Kahina (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Tambwe (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻