Victor Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 8, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mzee (Guest) on December 22, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Aziza (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nchi (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mchuma (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nyota (Guest) on October 28, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mzee (Guest) on October 9, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mchawi (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 5, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 3, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

James Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 5, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Zakaria (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Selemani (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 25, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 21, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on July 15, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

David Chacha (Guest) on July 1, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 29, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 19, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Hamida (Guest) on June 5, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Daudi (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 3, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Maneno (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Makame (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Maneno (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 27, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 10, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔