Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 25, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Daudi (Guest) on October 31, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Azima (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mchawi (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Issack (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 23, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Issack (Guest) on September 14, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Khalifa (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Safiya (Guest) on September 1, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sumaya (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Kiza (Guest) on July 31, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 21, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 12, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Shabani (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 6, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Arifa (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nchi (Guest) on May 16, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 13, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Amir (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Warda (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Hekima (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Faiza (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 19, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Fadhila (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rehema (Guest) on December 20, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!