Which flower talks the most?

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Sumaya (Guest) on December 31, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Wande (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 11, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 8, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Furaha (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Rahma (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Warda (Guest) on October 31, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 25, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 22, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 22, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mchawi (Guest) on September 17, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Jamal (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Amani (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Fikiri (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 12, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

George Tenga (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Makame (Guest) on June 19, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kassim (Guest) on May 26, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Fikiri (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Hekima (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nassar (Guest) on April 10, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 24, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Kahina (Guest) on March 13, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rubea (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Bakari (Guest) on February 20, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Abdillah (Guest) on February 7, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 25, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧