Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐๐ฅค
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 7, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on December 30, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mustafa (Guest) on December 18, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on December 9, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on November 3, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Latifa (Guest) on October 28, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Masika (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 24, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 5, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Rahim (Guest) on August 30, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Juma (Guest) on August 20, 2019
๐ So funny!
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Jafari (Guest) on August 12, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Sekela (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 1, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Nashon (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Maneno (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Kheri (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Juma (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 19, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 16, 2019
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 6, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!