Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 22, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 11, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Rahim (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Fadhila (Guest) on December 7, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 27, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Juma (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Nuru (Guest) on November 9, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 6, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Abdullah (Guest) on October 31, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Nasra (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
George Tenga (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 5, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Nashon (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Omar (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Fadhili (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 21, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 21, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Bahati (Guest) on August 17, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Halimah (Guest) on July 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 17, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Yusuf (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Sumaya (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 1, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 10, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Sultan (Guest) on May 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Leila (Guest) on April 2, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 25, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on February 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Halimah (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 16, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Abdullah (Guest) on February 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 31, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nashon (Guest) on December 28, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Kassim (Guest) on December 20, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Bakari (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Yahya (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄