Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Issa (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Bakari (Guest) on December 6, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Amir (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sultan (Guest) on October 2, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Hekima (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zubeida (Guest) on August 22, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Khamis (Guest) on July 12, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Amani (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 22, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mashaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mzee (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 10, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on March 30, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 27, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Salum (Guest) on March 23, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Tabu (Guest) on March 12, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Rukia (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Amani (Guest) on November 27, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jafari (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Zulekha (Guest) on November 10, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 30, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒