John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 19, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sekela (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Shamim (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mashaka (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Asha (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 26, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Raha (Guest) on November 22, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Abdullah (Guest) on November 21, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Baridi (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 2, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 21, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Issack (Guest) on October 17, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Rahma (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Chiku (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Sultan (Guest) on August 1, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 1, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 27, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 23, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Kahina (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rehema (Guest) on June 25, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 20, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mashaka (Guest) on May 12, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Lissu (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

George Mallya (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Jafari (Guest) on April 9, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nassar (Guest) on March 20, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️