What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Wande (Guest) on March 14, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Faiza (Guest) on February 15, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 19, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nahida (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on September 10, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Yahya (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Yusra (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rabia (Guest) on June 6, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Kahina (Guest) on May 10, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on May 6, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 1, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Omar (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2015

😂 So funny!

Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mhina (Guest) on March 19, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 15, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️