Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Abdillah (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Zakaria (Guest) on February 15, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Athumani (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Jamal (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 28, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Mazrui (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
George Tenga (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Halimah (Guest) on December 30, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Sumaya (Guest) on December 11, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Shamim (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Rahma (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Saidi (Guest) on August 9, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mjaka (Guest) on July 28, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Athumani (Guest) on July 15, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Hawa (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Makame (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
John Kamande (Guest) on May 2, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 20, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Khamis (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sofia (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 25, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼